Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to
manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They’ll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they’re able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’ll prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows* )
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let’s do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the dark.
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.
Note: This is meant to be a joke and it is not written by me. No offense is intended.
Secret War Journal[24 October 2010]
Before I begin, let's sidetrack abit.This week can be described in one word, PW. Life's a misery right now. I can't wait for OP to be over and forget such a subject actually exist. Seriously.
Anyway, I got bored and made a pun from a physics formula. ^^
Ok, to get some part of life back before school totally rob them all. I started playing a GBA game(I know it's old but it's fun!) called Riviera: The Promised Land
It's a RPG game similar to Final Fantasy. What attracted me to the game is the 'Overdrive' combat system. :)
You play as Ein, the Grim Angel which is the male in the picture. You will try to save the world with the help of your friends. (Note, I cut the storyline by a lot so if it sounds boring, it's not!)
I like Fia, the green hair girl in the picture. But you know what's the sad thing. My GBA never show the special Fia ending! Ahhhhh! Why are they so evil to me!
Supposedly, you get the special ending when she's the closest to you among your friends. I know Fia is in my game because when you fight the final boss, he will kill the girl closest to you. So why didn't I get the special ending?! Ahhh!! (Sorry, I'm just crazily wondering why my efforts was rewarded. LOL)
I went to youtube to look for the video since I didn't get it. *Grumble*
I realise after the video that the Fia ending was one of the hardest to get. But Fia was the closest to Ein! Why! T.T
In the video above, Ein stay behind with Fia in the village and live happily ever after. My GBA ending shown to me was that Ein returned to Asgard. Nooo! Totally different! T.T
The closest to the video would be Fia blushing when talking about Ein. Ahhhh, wasted. XD
Nevermind, I thrashed the final boss in three rounds. Mwuhaha, half-lived him in the first turn. That's for Fia! ROFL.
Wonder why my friend couldn't even defeat the third final boss then, he kept re-trying while I won that guy at the first try. ^^
The game is weird in the sense that I can't tell whether the character is a male or female. I thought Ledah, another grim angel was a female when he's a male. =.=
Then malice looked like a male but she's a female. What the...
Finally, the final boss is even worse, it's a male and a female merged together so I have not idea what gender it is. It has a male voice but have long hair so what gender is it?! *Going crazy*
Ok, before you people say Leroy is crazy, I better end off this post.
Secret War Journal[7 July 2010]
Still working on the post for June Holidays. Meanwhile...
A - Abnormal / Alien-Grade
B - Boast-worthy / Beyond expectations or god-like
C - Crisis Insured / Crash Proof
D - Dominating
E - E for excellence
S - Survived
U - Ultima Death
Secret War Journal[1 December 2009]
Okay, this is seriously overdue. My bad! :p
Without further a ado, let get this up and running!...
Meeting up
As is tradition, I would always meet up with Marcus first at Compass Point. :D
Since this meeting is unique, we met up earlier than usual, in fact 10AM.
Jackie requested us to be present by 11AM. I don't mind. It's been a long time since we met and we would sure to have lots of things to talk about. XD
Meeting place was the usual though I felt seriously out-of-place when Marcus had not arrived.
10:02AM: Arrived at designated location, no sight of Marcus. A group of youngsters are around too, but for different purposes. Of course. 10:07AM(I think): More people arriving for the same purposes as the first group. Starting to feel out of place. Marcus, you better get here soon. 10:10+AM(I think!): Marcus arrived. Phew!
Note to Marcus: See? I'm seldom late! The previous time was a isolated case! (okay so you already knew, but I was trying to clarify. :p)
Preparations
Well, we(rightfully, I should say Marcus) had prepared a surprise for Jackie. Hee...will not spoil the fun yet but no worries, I will reveal in a few sections later. XD
Since we're all in a Christmas Mood, it's no wonder that Compass Point is selling Christmas Tree.
Marcus: The trees are so expensive! Wait...do you recall that we met here around this time too last time. Leroy: Exactly! How come these trees cost so much?!...oh yeah, is it just me but we had this conversation before. *Laughs* Marcus: And these trees are fake...
Just for the sake of clarifying, the trees we were referring to were Christmas Trees. :p
They were also selling Console Games so we went to take a look.
*Looking for PS2 games(since Jackie owns one)* Manager(I presume): Erm, sorry, we're not open yet.
Ohhhhh....anyway, there ain't any PS2 console game displayed there(and little wonder in that too.)
Man, I'm hungry. Time for breakfast!
Went to Old Chang Kee for Breakfast since it is one of few food stalls open then, :o
It's okay, I'm into Old Chang Kee recently. :p
Mmm..Fried Chicken and Fishball. (yeah, me and my randomness. No idea why I ordered those. Hahas!)
P.S: I just need $0.10 more to get a free cup of Soy Bean Milk! Nooooo!!! LOLs?
After buying the food, (I sort of tempted Marcus to buy as well, I think. :p) I realised that I can't board the bus. HA!
It's okay. We finished the food and I went to clean my hands and we're ready to set off! ;)
Reaching the Bus Interchange, the Boarding area for Bus 83 is empty. I think that means we just missed a bus. Great....
Waiting...
Waiting...
Waiting...
Jackie called, reminding Marcus to reach there by 11AM. Tut Tut. I was confident we could reach there punctually.
How memory fails us all
The bus finally came! Woots!
Alright! As we wait for the bus to reach the bus stop that we want to alight, let me enlighten you on some background information.
So what's the surprise that we have for Jackie? Simple, a birthday present. (that cost a bomb)
To be exact, Chocolates.
Now here's the problem. We weren't sure if Jackie's Birthday was tomorrow.
Big Opps?
Hey, we both used our rusty old minds whose instinct tells us that Jackie's Birthday SHOULD fall on tomorrow.
And yeah, with that uncertainty, we got him a birthday present. Hey, I mean if we're wrong it can be a door gift. :D
Right?
Marcus: Is this the stop that we're supposed to alight? Leroy: Not sure. I know we need to alight at the stop opposite a supermarket and I don't see it...
*Bus moves* *Supermarket opposite prior bus-stop comes into view* Leroy: Erm..I think we just missed it...
*I think Marcus gave me a glare(okay, Marcus say he did not give me a glare so there's there :D) or became crestfallen*
So, given the circumstances, we alighted at the next stop. Main worry? Ironically, it's not about we reaching there late but the melting chocolate. And so we walked fast.
The distance from the two bus stops seems surprisingly short. Wow.
Leroy: Okay, I think we have another problem. Marcus: What? Leroy: Where's Jackie's house? I've no absolute idea! *Laughs* Marcus: I know. Leroy: Thank god!
Did I mention that my memory sucks? I probably did. XD
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Going up the lift, yet another conversation occurred. (C'mon, I'm forever talking! Yak Yak Yak.) Marcus: Do you think Jackie's mother and sister will be there? Leroy: I think so. They always do.
Well...our conversation was cut short since we reached the floor and there were people outside.
Two people, in fact.
One adult and one child.
And the adult is very familiar....now where had I seen that before.
Adult: Marcus?
Oh...now I remember, she is Jackie's mother, then the younger one must be...
I think that's rather self-explanatory.
When the two of them entered the lift and left...
Leroy: Speak of the Devil! Marcus: LOL! You took the words out of my mouth! I was going to say that!
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Reached Jackie's House. (Yeah, it's just the beginning and so much already happened! OMG!)
Now for the burning question: Is tomorrow Jackie's Birthday? Let us find out.
(Bear in mind that this conversation took place at Jackie's House's Doorstep.) Marcus: Jackie, is tomorrow's your birthday? Jackie: No. Why?
*Oh crap. Oh crap. (Basically chanting)* Marcus: Nothing. Jackie: Actually, it is. Marcus: You!
No offence intended. That's Jackie for you! :p Heehee!
And if you thought that's why I choose such a heading, too bad! Hahas!
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Apparently, Jia Xing already reached and he was playing Starcraft. O.o Getting trashed by A.I.
Somehow, I ended up playing it too, sort-of trying exact revenge on the A.I.
Leaving out the details, I lost too. T.T *emo* LOLs!
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Then we started talking about our primary school life and how it changed so far. Some way or rather, we went to facebook to find our 6/5 classmates.
And boy, had we forgotten so many people that we never knew was part of our class. It was not intentional! We're really sorry!
But we remembered now, thanks to Jackie's well preserved class photo. :D
(now you know why the heading was named so? XD)
Lunchtime
Some things changed, no more fried rice (can't say I don't miss them. :o) but chicken rice instead,
Thank you, Jackie's Mother for spending time to cook for us! Appreciated!
Meanwhile, Marcus pretended that he was a smoker and he is suffering from withdrawal symptoms and he's on a diet. (unfortunately, he's not on a diet. Opps? :D)
Talked for a while before Zhi Wen arrived.
Sad that Jia He could not make it. Why you fell sick on this day?! LOL
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One of Jackie's PS2's controller turned out to be faulty. Jackie did not know beforehand because he only plays that when we come. Oh well.
(bet marcus must be glad that he did not buy a PS2 game after all. Hahas)
Talking resumed....about what is anyone's guess. ;)
Video to show
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Did I miss out anything else that is of interest? Think not. Guess I sign off here now. :D
Secret War Journal[23 October 2009]
Okay, I know it's cruel to archive this and forever remember my younger sister's embarrassing moment today. >=D
But hey, I thought this would never happen for real...
I was with my younger sister, I was fetching her home from school.
We were near the lift lobby, heading towards the lift (Is it just me but so many weird things happened near the lifts?)
My sister was distracted but was walking ahead.
Result?
She collided with the mailboxes. LOL!
Apparently, she said that she was distracted by an cat. (Okay...)
O.o Now that's something you don't see everyday, right?
Hahas. (okay, evil of me to laugh but I did not laugh when the event occurred. ;)
But my sister laughed when we were in the lift. :o
On the side note: I think my sister have finally kicked her littering habits. She did not litter(unlike the past encounters) after eating the food packet even though there was no dustbins nearby!
